elliehawking:

when you say poolnoodle cucumberbench is unattractive and ppl go “are  [picture of him] you [gif of him] confused [extreme hq pic]” and i’m like yeah no that dude’s ugly you just keep posting pictures of the ugly dude what am i supposed to do with this information

Aug 20 · 63,651 notes · reblog

otomriddle:

Harry Potter and the Modern Muggle AU 

Aug 19 · 9,936 notes · reblog

quibblrs:

but Neville being the greatest godfather to ever godfather though

  • always popping round for dinner in the holidays whenever he can to see his godson
  • flooing to the Potters’ as soon as classes have finished on Albus’ birthday so he can spent as much time as he can with him
  • making sure that Albus always had someone to talk to about personal stuff when he felt he couldn’t go to either of his parents
  • taking both Albus and James out during the first few months after Lily was born to make sure they never felt left out or replaced, and to reassure them that they are still loved
  • still joking around with Albus when he finally came to Hogwarts
  • whenever he scolded someone in the class that Albus didn’t like or someone that was giving him a hard time, he’s always turn around and give him a sly wink and Albus would stifle a giggle
  • helping Albus with homework he was stuck on, whether it was Herbology or not, regardless of having his own work to do or papers to mark because he still remembers how difficult things were for him
  • Neville buying him all the things Ginny and Harry thought he was just a little too young for, and then reminding Ginny and Harry about all the shit they used to get up to when they were Al’s age
  • Neville inviting Albus to his quarters for lunch and telling him all the childhood stories about his parents and uncles that they had all conveniently “forgot” to mention
  • Neville being the best godfather Albus could ever wish for
Aug 18 · 4,551 notes · reblog

idloveyoutocome:

My Howarts scarves Etsy shop, GalleonsSicklesKnits, is now OPEN FOR BUSINESS!!!
Aug 17 · 13 notes · reblog

wintersansa:

For Karolina.

When will you go back? | Probably never.

wintersansa:

For Karolina.

When will you go back? | Probably never.

Aug 17 · 528 notes · reblog

jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

Aug 16 · 331,710 notes · reblog

698-5519:

luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

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look at this sick dog

Aug 15 · 165,625 notes · reblog

thoscheiongallifrey:

rowlingandmoffat:

Question: What’s the weirdest thing a fan has ever given you
Peter/Sylvester: *mumbling* oh i dont know….
Audience member: “A GRANDDAUGHTER”

thoscheiongallifrey:

rowlingandmoffat:

Question: What’s the weirdest thing a fan has ever given you

Peter/Sylvester: *mumbling* oh i dont know….

Audience member: “A GRANDDAUGHTER”

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  1. i watched armageddon for the first time in years like a week ago and it was so. sad.
  2. i hadn’t shaved my legs in like 6 months until two days ago lol
  3. i’m becoming increasingly antsy with my entire life
  4. one of the first memories i have is when i was probably about 4 or 5, leaning out the back door of my old house, and feeling a furry something crawl on my hand
  5. autumn is my favorite season and it’s getting to the part of summer where you can feel it coming
  6. i’m really bad at talking about myself :s
  7. i still haven’t finished a dance with dragons, wth me
  8. 5 and 37 are my favorite numbers
  9. the lion, the beast, the beat by grace potter and the nocturnals has been stuck in my head all day
  10. i actually miss school, like university. what the heck.
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